Captain Crunch!
Tom
Smith's New Nickname
Since his concussion and broken ribs....
Tom and
Kerry, on a mountain hike
Tom and Kerry took their mountain bikes
Ole Tom he went too fast downhill
Poor ole Tom took an awful spill!
Now his ribs and head are looking grim
When he fell--Kerry ran over him!
Tom broke three ribs, and his head got hit
Now poor old Tom can't remember shit!
Lucky he didn't break his neck or legs
But now he can hide his own Easter eggs!
To alleviate pain, it ain't no sin
To do some drugs, so take a Vicodin
Tom, we only tease ya cuz we love ya a bunch
So that's why we've nicknamed you
CAPTAIN CRUNCH!
Seriously, Tom, we're glad you're ok...now,
don't worry us like that anymore.!!! If anything ever happened to you, how would we get
launched??? Who would orchestrate dinner? Who would be responsible for the most
succinct Top Ten? And most importantly, who would we have to tease???
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