Contacts and Credits
Who To Blame for This Website
Who to Contact to Get Invited to the next RiverMadness
Sorry...the Complaint Dept. closed last week!

 
 

Tom Smith (aka Captain Crunch!)
If you're hankering for an invite to the next RiverMadness, you should talk to Tom.
 Don't ask him for any downhill mountain biking tips, tho, at least not until his ribs heal.

Ike Parks
If your head ever goes thru a windshield, this man should know about it.  Be nice to him, or he and the Tribal Council will vote you off RiverMadness!  Reach Ike and his alter ego Elwood Blues! 

Susan Morrison (aka Suz) your Weird Webmistress! Hey, betcha didn't recognize me with my hair combed and without my baseball hat, did ya?  I'll take the blame for anything on this website you don't like, and if you have any pictures you want me to post or suggestions for improvements, let me know!

Credits:   Well, I herded a lot of HTML and jimmied with some JavaScript and scoured the Internet to find the best in cartoons, animations, bogus site awards and Internet Bumper Stickers to grace this site.   To give credit where credit is due:

ANIMATIONS:               www.animationfactory.com
CARTOONS:                 www.arttoday.com
BOGUS AWARDS:         www.thecorporation.com
BUMPER STICKERS:      www.internetbumperstickers.com
NEWS WEBFEEDS:        www.moreover.com

Many of the graphics I designed myself, as well as some of the awards and stickers.  I did the Poke Salad Annie and No Excessive Makeup, along with many others, just in case you're wondering.  (Yep, I did the sore lip one, too---if it's really weird or sick, chances are it's a product of my own warped mind!) To work this magic, I used the following programs:

Allaire Homesite                 (to write HTML and JavaScript)
Microsoft FrontPage            (ditto, and to view it)
Adobe PhotoShop               (to color/combine/develop graphics)
ULead PhotoImpact             (crop, optimize and recolor photos)
IrfanView                           (Image viewer to keep track of it all)

                 
 Disclaimer and Legal Crapola
Well, God knows I'm not in my right mind, so please don't sue me for any of this. I really can't be held accountable for anything I do late at night on a computer under the influence of Maxwell House, but if you plan to litigate, you should know that by attending RiverMadness you give us the right to use your likeness on the web page, attach your head to various embarrassing cartoons and generally make fun of you. (That last part we really enjoy, so please don't deprive us of the pleasure, ok?!) All you webfolks who like the graphics and plan to suck them off this site to use on your own, well, give a link back to RiverMadness or the graphic sites above, OK?  It's the right thing to do.
 Caveat Emptor. Carpe Diem.  

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