The Dapper Crapper!
How
We Came To Have the
Cutest Little Crapper in Columbia County
 It all started when
Darla did the "Potty Math". As she told Tom, "I figured out 30
some odd people at one poop a day for 5 days--that's just WAY too much fertilizer for your
property!" Last year we took a roll of T.P., the doody shovel and went for
a walk in the woods and buried our business, but this year, thanks to Darla, we got us a
genuine toilet, with a seat and everything! Here's Danny riding
his bike near our Porta-Potty. 55 acres and he's gotta play by the toilet?
 Pretty Potty! Kerry went out and
picked some wildflowers and put them in the crapper (er...facilities) to add a nice homey
touch. With baby wipes and two rolls of Charmin's finest, we were prepared for any
elimination problem Mother Nature might send our way.
 But Danger Lurks! Danny, while pulling a wheelie near the
potty was overcome by severe methane fumes. As you can see in this picture, he had
to be propped up by Paul. Well, if Tom runs out of Vicodin we just found us a new source
of anaesthesia!
 SMITH, Party of One, your seat is ready! In a sudden stroke of
genius, the boys hung a toilet seat on a log, to point the way to those unwary beer
drinkers lurching thru the woods at night clenching their knees looking for the Used Beer
Department.
Instead of those trite stick figures of men and women, we're submitting this design to the
International Signage Committee to have it approved as the new International Sign of
the Unisex Toilet.
 A
Big Improvement Over Last Year!
Here is last year's amenity for the ladies. At first we kept it in the tent but
to prevent a sewage mishap on the sleeping bags, we moved it to a discreet location
outside. Worked fine unless you sat too long, then there was a problem with "Ring
Around The Butt".
OK, enough of the scatological humor!
Of course, it just wouldn't seem like
camping out if you didn't have a spider drop in your lap and start rooting around in your
privates just as you got your britches adjusted....
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