Crazy Ten

#1 - "Are you kidding? He was beating on his mother's uterus trying to get out!" (Tom's response when someone asked how long Kerry had been playing drums.)
#2 - "Hold it right there in the middle while I strap it on..." (By John, explaining to the women how to hold the canoe in place while he tied it to the roof of the truck....)
#3 - "It feels really good once you get all the way in!" Lynne's explanation of what happens once you get used to the cold river water...
#4 - "Somebody definitely will get a backsplash before the weekend is out..." Kerry, in response to what is the holding capacity of your average port-a-john.
#5 - "Ladies--we have an erection!" Comment made once Suz, Sharon and Suzanne finally got Suzanne's tent pitched and standing upright.
#6 - "Yeah, but you don't have to get in Pain's face, kick it in the ass and say 'Bite Me', either!" Remark made to Tom after he was given hell for carting coolers and kayaks with three broken ribs, and his response was that a little pain is good for building one's constitution...)
#7 - "I think her head went through a windshield..." Ike's canned response to,'whatever happened to so and so?'
#8 - "You need to freshen up your breath--have a hit of mouthwash!" Said when the guys were passing around Seagrams VO in a mouthwash bottle (easier to use than guzzling out of a gallon jug...)
#9 - "I did the potty math, and one poop a day times 30 people for 5 days is WAY too much fertilizer for your property.." Darla, explaining to Tom the rationale behind renting a portable toilet as opposed to doing your "doody" in the woods and burying it.
#10 - "Geez, now I'm always gonna wonder every time something nudges me underwater.." Suz's response to the Alligator sign at Ichetucknee Head Springs (and hoping that it's just a manatee!!!)
Honorable Mention: "It ain't gonna happen!" Sean's reply when asked at 4:00 a.m. in the morning after a night of "mouthwash" when we could expect the breakfast burritos....