Haiku Potty PoetryI
If it's yellow
Let it mellow
If it's brown
Geez, take the shovel and go out and bury it somewheres!!

Here's a shovel and some Charmin
If you feel the need "to go"
Go far 'way from the campsite
And please bury what you "sow"

Be careful what you cleanse with
There's poison ivy in these parts
And to send you home with a itchy butt
Well, we haven't got the heart...

Use caution where you "hang your moon"
(Not tryin' to be crass!)
Cuz those nonexistent rattlesnakes
Might bite ya on the ass!

As always, we'd appreciate
Hand washing, that's the norm
Just trying to avoid the spread
Of fecal coliform

Next year, we hope that we won't be
So toilet-handicapped
We've plans to build an outhouse
So you can sit and do your crap...