RiverMadness
What It Ain't...
A
Description of What RiverMadness Is NOT
- The Ritz...ah, or even a Days Inn
- A nudist colony (although for a brief memorable
moment last year, during a torrential rainstorm,
it was)
- A trick to indoctrinate you into my new religious
cult
- Close to a mall
- A place to be waited on hand & foot
- Temperature controlled
- A place where you'll need a wristwatch
- Judgmental...well, not to your face anyway
- Three days at the 'all inclusive' Sandals resort in
Cancun
- Sterile
- A place where whiners can be found
- 'Lectrified
- A place where you get daily towel service
...or towels...or service.
- A place of Daily showers...although Cathy and
Dave may take pity on the womenfolk, and open
their outdoor spigot
- A Luv-in...
- Near a WalMart
Who will be this year's proud recipient of the
coveted and rare Coleman Award?
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